Survive the First 7 Days of a Zombie Apocalypse or Natural Disaster
The world feels a little unstable these days. We've all seen enough disruptions to know that things can change in an instant. But what if the change wasn’t just about survival—what if it was about preparation, community, and even a little bit of fun?
That’s the spirit behind our latest offering: Survive the First 7 Days, a one-of-a-kind workshop that blends practical emergency preparedness with the playful premise of a zombie apocalypse. It’s happening this fall, and we’d love for you to join us.
🧭 What Is This Workshop?
This isn’t just a theoretical lecture. It's a half-day, hands-on experience designed to teach you real-world survival skills that could save your life in any crisis—all wrapped in the engaging (and slightly thrilling) lens of a zombie outbreak.
We’ll cover the essentials that everyone should know, including:
· Herbal First Aid: Learn how to build a medicine kit from plants like yarrow, plantain, and comfrey—knowledge the ancestors used and passed down.
· Water Purification: Master the skills to find, filter, and make water safe to drink without modern infrastructure.
· Creating Escape Routes: Plan safe paths and meet-up points so you can reconnect with your family when the unexpected happens.
· Food & Water Prep: Explore smart ways to store food, forage, and sustain yourself without power.
· Safety & Defense: Learn how to secure your space and work together as a team.
· Team Roles & Communication: Discover the importance of community in survival—because no one makes it through a crisis alone.
It’s about building the skills, the mindset, and the community connections that turn fear into readiness.
🧟 Why a Zombie Apocalypse?
The “zombie apocalypse” theme is more than just a gimmick. It’s a powerful way to make preparedness fun, engaging, and memorable. When we play out a scenario—even a fictional one—we learn faster and retain more.
But beneath the playful surface lies a serious purpose. The same skills that would keep you safe from a horde of zombies are the ones that will help you through a hurricane, a power outage, or any other emergency. This workshop is a reminder that preparation is a form of self-care and community care.
🌿 Who Is This For?
This workshop is for anyone who’s ever thought, “I should really be more prepared,” but didn’t know where to start. Whether you’re a seasoned prepper or a complete beginner, you’ll leave with tangible skills and a deeper confidence in your ability to protect yourself and your loved ones.
It’s also for the curious, the playful, and anyone who wants to spend a day learning something new in good company. No prior experience is needed—just an open mind and a willingness to get a little creative.
🗓️ Event Details
· Date & Time: Saturday, July 4, 2026 | 3:00 PM – 6:00 PM
· Location: Provided upon registration.
· Investment: $40 (all materials included)
👉 Secure Your Spot Today!(Link to your event/registration page)
🕯️ A Deeper Thread: Why Preparation Matters
In Stitching the Sun, the Granddaughters didn’t survive because they were lucky. They survived because they planned. They trusted each other. They shared skills. They understood that survival isn’t about being the strongest—it’s about being the most prepared, and the most willing to help.
This workshop is an extension of that same spirit. It’s a chance to practice those skills, to meet others who share your values, and to feel more grounded in an uncertain world. Because when the storm comes, it won’t be the lone survivor who thrives—it’ll be the community that knows how to work together.
🌱 A Blessing for the Road Ahead
If you feel the pull to prepare, to learn, to connect—honor it. That pull is the voice of your ancestors, whispering that you come from a long line of survivors. They made it through so you could be here. And now, it’s your turn to carry that thread forward.
Join us for Survive the First 7 Days. Bring your curiosity, your questions, and your open heart. We’ll provide the skills, the laughter, and a reminder that even in the face of the unknown, we are capable, we are connected, and we are enough.
With love, light, and rootedness,
Conya
P.S. — Ready to take the first step? Register now to secure your spot. Space is limited, and we’d love to have you with us. 🌿
P.S.S. 📖 A Thread to Carry Forward
The skills you'll learn in Survive the First 7 Days are the same ones the Granddaughters of Hathor used to build a new world after the Collapse. In my book, Stitching the Sun: The Granddaughters of Hathor, four women—a soil singer, a neuro-acoustic composer, a memory-keeper, and a body weaver—carry the seven facets of the ancient Kemetic goddess Hathor into a world that has forgotten how to touch, how to grieve, how to heal.
Through the Root Psalm—the vast, living mycelial network that pulses beneath the earth, carrying memory, frequency, and ancestral connection—they refuse to let the world trade presence for convenience, body for avatar, grief for forgetting. Their resistance is not a battle. It is a planting. A stitch. A song.
Part memoir, part visionary fiction, these stories are not predictions. They are invitations. They are threads toward a future worth inhabiting.
If you're ready to carry that thread forward, I invite you to pre-order Stitching the Sun today.
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